In Dog Years

A little dark, a lot delightful. This birthday card delivers the ultimate roast with a wink: "In dog years you'd be dead." Featuring fun hand-lettering and a cheeky party horn illustration, it's letterpress printed on thick cotton paper for a tactile finish that elevates the sass. Blank inside for your own age-defying message. Perfect for gift shops, card walls, and humor-forward boutiques looking for bestselling birthday cards with a bite. Product Details • A2 size folded card (4.25” x 5.5”) • Letterpress printed on thick cotton paper • Blank inside • Includes coordinating envelope • Packaged in a clear sleeve • Made in the USA • Woman-owned About the Brand Friendly Fire Paper helps spark connections through beautifully designed paper goods. Life is too short for dull words or dull paper.